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Last Updated: 23.06.2025 19:16

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Hysterias & Posteriors
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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Another attempt resulted in ...
No go.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
When British people write X after everything, are they being serious or trying not to be awkward?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Thumbs down again.
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Minds and Behinds
share office space ...
So they tried
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No way
They put up a sign reading
Loons and Moons
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Still no good
Everyone loved it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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Then came..
So, the docs changed it to read
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
What transforms the philosophical intellect?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Still no good.
Next, they tried...
Why does a straight man like anal penetration?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
What is the difference between using a brush for air drying and blow drying?
Unacceptable again!
Freaks and Cheeks
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
No, not a chance
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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Nuts and Butts
Catatonics & High Colonics
Just Forget it!
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