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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 23.06.2025 19:16

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Hysterias & Posteriors

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

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Another attempt resulted in ...

No go.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

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Analysis & Anal Cysts

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Thumbs down again.

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Minds and Behinds

share office space ...

So they tried

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No way

They put up a sign reading

Loons and Moons

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Still no good

Everyone loved it.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

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Then came..

So, the docs changed it to read

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Still no good.

Next, they tried...

Why does a straight man like anal penetration?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

What is the difference between using a brush for air drying and blow drying?

Unacceptable again!

Freaks and Cheeks

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

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No, not a chance

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

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Nuts and Butts

Catatonics & High Colonics

Just Forget it!

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